My official review of The Twilight Saga: New Moon.
All in all, I enjoyed it. HELLA better than Twilight, ugh... Twilight... terrible, terrible.
Anywho. I LIKED IT. New Moon, I'm sure, had a bigger budget because of the noticeably huge fanbase of love-hungry, hormonal teenage girls and love-hungry, hormonal middle-aged women. So the make-up, lighting, and special effects of the film were definitely improved.
Even the acting was better... I guess someone told Rob and Kristen that awkward silences and stuttering aren't methods of good acting. Except for Kristen's blinking. That girlie blinked me to death throughout the movie... STOP EFFING BLINKING SO EFFING MUCH. IT'S REALLY ANNOYING. REALLY.
I gagged at the Edward "You're the only reason for me to live" scenes... and there were many. Gag here, gag there, gag everywhere. I realized that music really makes the movie... and when they exchanged saliva without music during the scene... it was super awkward. I kept repeating, "Doo doo doo doo dooooo..." in my mind. I think it's because they kiss so often.. unnecessarily.
And this has nothing to do with the movie but I really don't like Bella Swan. She loves BOTH Jacob Black and Edward Cullen. Who do you think you are?! If you loved Edward that much, how could you also love Jacob?!!
Man, I've only been complaining about New Moon.. Some good stuff...
The werewolves were awesome. The action scenes were awesome. Alice Cullen is awesome. Jacob's body... awesome. The shirt came off and helllooooooo. That itself made the movie worth watching.. Yes, I'm included in the fanbase of love-hungry, hormonal teenage girls.
Would I recommend it for others to watch? Only if you read the series. I think that's another reason why I appreciated the movie... because I like to test the movie's trueness to the book... and true to the book it was. :)
So Twilight fans, GO WATCH IT. Except you probably didn't need me to tell you that, did'ja? Are there even any Twilight fans among my 6 followers?
JULIE. Julie Ryu. Watch it.
Oh, delirium.